Setting the Scene
This show is set around an innocent American schoolteacher, Nadia Naive, taking her class on a field trip to Transylvania. There, she meets and falls under the spell of a well known vampire, Dracula.
However, she has fallen in love with a vampire hunting, cross wielding, garlic chomping hero in the shape of Nick Necrophiliac, described as a young English doctor with a mission!
On her travels she meets all sorts of characters, a friendly innkeeper and his wife, Dracula’s Mother and his faithful sidekick Genghis and a good Irish priest.
Will good conquer evil, will Nick get his girl or will Dracula get his dinner?
Scenes
Scenes take place in a classroom, on a big aeroplane, on a stony road, in a cosy inn, in a dark castle, in the countryside, in a dingy dungeon, in the castle crypt and most importantly, in your mind!
The Production team
- Stage Director - David Armitt
- MD & Keyboards - Anthony Calnan
- Piano - Garth Hall
- Drums - Sacha Rangasamy
- Bass - Lesley Hoosen
- Choreography - Katherine Bottomley, Karen Caldecourt & David Armitt
- Stage Manager - Andrew Myers
- Assisted by - Gavin Cross
- Lighting - Roger Taylor / Peter Boon & Dave Clarke
- Set designed and built by - David Armitt / Richard Seagroatt & Charlie Seagroatt
- Sound - Mark Longhurst
- Costumes designed and made by - Tracey Smith, Sue Shimell, Katherine Bottomley, Debbie Featherstone & Karen Lawson
- Properties co-ordinated by - David Armitt & Nick Daman
- Box Office Manageress - Pat Caldecourt
- Front of House Manager - Richard Snook
- Assisted by - Marjorie Snook & Claire Lee
- Poster design & artwork - David Armitt
- Photography - Andy McGarty & Jamesey Ward
The Cast
- Miss Nadia Naive - Karen Caldecourt
- Kelly - Tracey Rose
- Julie - Karen Lawson
- Jodie - Sarah Hake
- Hans - Brian Farley
- Gretel - Katherine Bottomley
- Professor Nick Necrophiliac - Richard Seagroatt
- Father O’Stake - Jamesey Ward
- Count Dracula - Matt Kirk
- Countess Wraith - Tracey Smith
- Genghis – Ed Seagroatt
- Master Landau - Tom Fuller
- Airline Pilot - Ian Caldecourt
- Chorus of Air Stewardesses - Nan Arnott & Sue Hake
- Outpatients of Karloffia Sanitorium - Ian Caldecourt & Nick Daman,
- Brides of Dracula, Zombies - Jeannie Hossell & Doris Porter,
- Welly boot dancers – Debbie Featherstone / Ed Seagroatt / Laura Featherstone / Tom Fuller / Tracey Smith / Emma Weeks
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